BOLO

Recent photo of Rusty "Rusty Nails" (Surname Excluded) indicates that this daring second story dog is out and about once more. All offices are to treat this matter on a priority basis. Our sources indicate that Rusty is a real ladies' man, so canvass your local bitches.

"Supreme On Land" & "Supreme In Water"

Moose recently was awarded both these distinctions by an admiring Caenid Council (CC). Moose graciously relinquished his aquatic supremacy in favour of "all water dog breeds, " as Moose put it. Details of the benefits awarded to Moose will not be forthcoming, according to the CC. Moose advised all and sundry to "Carry on."