Moose's Easter Greeting

"On behalf of myself and Minpins everywhere, I would like to wish everybody a happy Easter.  I hope that those of you who ran after eggs down a hill, found those eggs, and were pleased with that.  Likewise with Easter egg hunts, and candy and such.

"On a more serious note, I would like to bring up again the tricky subject of cats.  Yes, they make adequate pets (although inferior to dogs in general, and Minpins in particular).  Yes, many a dog counts at least one cat as comrade, friend, buddy.  But I speak now of cats as a whole.  What is to be done to stem the feline tide?"

"Fear not!  We have a plan.  And by 'we' I mean dogs, and by 'plan' I mean:

"Just you wait and see!

"In closing, I would again like to wish everybody a happy Easter.  And by 'everybody' I mean those who commemorate the day, and those who don't really mind either way.

"Keep up the great work!"

Moose