Extract From Transcripted Conversation

[REDACTED]: So you see, Mr. Blitzer, the "situation room" is any room in which I am present. Please govern yourself accordingly.

[WOLF BLITZER]: I understand, [REDACTED]. But please call me Wolf.

[REDACTED]: Mr Blitzer, I have worked with wolves. I have many wolves as friends. You, Mr. Blitzer, are no wolf.

BOLO

Recent photo of Rusty "Rusty Nails" (Surname Excluded) indicates that this daring second story dog is out and about once more. All offices are to treat this matter on a priority basis. Our sources indicate that Rusty is a real ladies' man, so canvass your local bitches.

"Supreme On Land" & "Supreme In Water"

Moose recently was awarded both these distinctions by an admiring Caenid Council (CC). Moose graciously relinquished his aquatic supremacy in favour of "all water dog breeds, " as Moose put it. Details of the benefits awarded to Moose will not be forthcoming, according to the CC. Moose advised all and sundry to "Carry on."

Standings

Moose 5
Mice 0

Moose was quick and efficient this time. He puts this down partially to meditation, but most of all because he is a certain Minpin named Moose.

Note (Translated Into English)

My Love, Tina!

My little melon, how are you? Tomorrow, my dove, we take the palace. I want you to know that as I stand on the dais, I will be thinking of you. All of my possessions, all of my achievements, my life - these are nothing to me when you are in mind.

I am tired of this war! & I am so glad to be near the end. We will rule peacefully until elections are held. But I am in no mood to be a baby watcher. Because, you see, this is our country: a baby. While she grows, she must be tended diligently. And you know me, Tina my heart. I crave the hunt, not the cradle.

Tina, Tina my one need, give me one week! Then, when the fighting has stopped, and the little fires put out, I will send for you.


Until then, my heart, I am,

Col. Moose

Standings

Moose 4
Mice 0

Having bravely cornered a mouse in a cracker box, Moose was unable to catch the wee beastie. He was, however, philosophical about the missed capture, noting that even the Asiatic wild dog (arguably the world's most successful predator) fails to take its prey half of the time.

Here is a helpful link to a succint Wikipedia article about the Asiatic wild dog (also called Dhole):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhole

New Link Added

Moose informs me that the following website might prove of interest to visitors to his blog:

http://home.everestkc.net/lennie/

Moose also pointed out that the Moose mentioned on the website is merely a namesake... and nothing more.